My Sexual Exploits

My Sexual Exploits: He Said He's Never Done Anal Before....

2011-02-24T10:50:00.000-08:00

My Sexual Exploits: He Said He's Never Done Anal Before....

He Said He's Never Done Anal Before....

2011-02-24T10:20:00.000-08:00

What a shame! I personally love anal! I can relate to Jenna Haze in the fact that anal gives the best orgasms. Any man who hasn't felt the pleasure of a tight perfect asshole squeezing down their shaft inch by gripping inch really needs to rethink their sexual path in life.

So, this poor poor man, in his late 20's, had never had an anal experience in his life. All he has had were BJs and vaginal fucks. Now, don't get me wrong the pussy is amazing, I try to lick one once a week, haha, but, that's nothing compared to the true tight treasure of backdoor lovin'. So, as always, I thought it was my patriotic duty to help my fellow American and teach him how to push his shaft into the the delightful whole of wonders! What an adventure;

Of course, a man's cock had to be ROCK HARD before he can penetrate a woman's ass, so, down on my knees I went and lustily licked, sucked, and even gagged a bit to get that massive dick standing at attention. It was rather massive, not overly long, but so juicy thick, yummy. Then, of course, after the firm with to stone, I lay on my back, placing my legs up on his shoulders, and proceed to reach between my legs, and aim his cock at the promise land. Oh God to feel a man begin to push into my ass, that can make a woman cum just in of itself.

Laying on my back, smiling, looking into his eyes, (when they were open) and really savoring the moment of an ass virgin learning his way into my body. Watch those muscles flex, that body build speed, and finally feeling him hit the gold mine and pump his way into pure oblivion. I reach own, rub my clit, feel his cock, lean my head back and allow myself to cum multipule times while he learns that secret of women. Fuck, he was good, so detail, all in pull out to the tip, back in again, deeper deeper deeper, until his flood of cum filled my ass and ran down his balls allowing for the best release he has ever had.

I still feel my body pulse when I think of it, mmm, I do wonder what he's up to tonight?

Happy Holidays!!

2010-12-15T09:33:00.000-08:00

I love to please...

2010-11-18T19:28:00.000-08:00

I love knowing that I'm your escape, the one that keeps you grounded, no matter what it takes to do it.
For example;

One of my gentlemen, great person, but works 8 days a week, calls me and just goes off, 90 mph about his past couple of weeks. Omg, he was ranting, cussing, yelling, frustrated, just blowing his top. Once he finished, I just smiled and asked..."do you feel better?" and next thing I know I hear him laughing, and he says, "Baby, just hearing you say that made my cum"

Now how's that for a compliment to a phone sex lover?

Happy 4th of July

2010-07-04T08:19:00.000-07:00

Love being a Sexy Ass, Southern, American Woman!!
Takes a real man to handle this!
Happy 4th to all my men out there, and take an extra kiss if you're a Vet...MUAH!!

To be Verbally Penetrated...

2010-05-06T21:16:00.000-07:00

When I answer my phone, I know most men think it's just them that's getting off on these calls, but I have to tell you, I'm pretty active on my calls.

Yes, sometimes, I don't get off, but I do love hearing men get off to my voice, but most of the time, I'm finger my pussy like there is no tomorrow!

Today, I spoke with one of my men who has the sexiest voice ever...omg, I get wet just thinking about his voice. He's so descriptive, tells me every inch he is kissing, licking my lips...above and below. Pushing his voice hard through my phone and making my legs shake with pure sinful enjoyment. I can't help put slide my dildo inside me with every lust and word he says...
push, pulling, pushing, pulling...harder and harder till my pussy aches and he and I both shout of with orgasmic pleasure. God, I love it.

I love phone fucking this men, and all the others who can vocally penetrate my pussy each day. Thank you to all my phone fuck men, as always...
Hugs and Kisses
Mia

THe joys of masturbation!!

2010-04-08T20:51:00.000-07:00

I do truly LOVE mutual masturbation. To be able to be on the phone, listening to a voice, jerking pulling and playing along with me. Feeling and sharing those sexual energies, reach peak together...mmmm.

I had a new caller today who wanted mutual masturbation, and I got to use my famous dildo. My purple veined 8in dildo that I love so much. Wasn't much talking at all. I got my lovely dildo, and began to play...

Licking the head
placing my lips around the head
listening to him breath and moan while I push my dildo into my mouth while rubbing my tits
Then, sliding my dildo down my body, teasing my clit...
oh the energies began to rise...I felt his moans through my body
Then, slowly, pushing my dildo into my wet pussy, I knew his cock penetrated my box making my bidy shake and my back arch
The rhythm grew, fucking my self, him fucking his self, us fucking each other....damn

I love Mutual Masturbation

Hahaha...I Love Math!!

2010-02-22T11:59:00.000-08:00

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

Looser Alert....

2009-11-18T06:21:00.000-08:00

You know, I love being the hottest PSO in the Kingdom, getting some mutual masturbation time with my men. Hearing them jerk and shoot just for me. even men who love being submissive, I LOVE them. I can give you fantasies, discretion, and everything you need to make it through your life. I love being here for men, in all ways possible.

BUT!
When I get little ass puppets who try wasting my time, AND, my money by thinking they are pulling on over on me by becoming a 3 pump chump and working a free jerk while supposedly setting up a call, I get a little, peeved. So, a little sweet revenge is in store, cause I can be nice, caring and VERY discreet, then again, fuck with me, and I can be rather, "bitchy"

Now, his name is Ruby, couldn't understand the last name, and he says he has a little dick. That's his own admittance. Begins to give me CC number so he can "play" then hangs up on me. Of course my little deviant self called him back, twice, but for some reason he didn't answer...hmmmm.

Maybe he needs to hear from some men who love PSOs, respect PSO, and have a huge good, hard core cock and a vivid strong imagination to play with PSOs....

Have fun!

1-248-794-9605

smoochies!

I like announcing assholes to the public...

2009-10-13T11:55:00.000-07:00

You know, in my line of work, I have to deal with men who want nothing but pictures so they can jerk a little squirt. I've always said it takes a real man with a real imagination to be able to handle phone sex. However, sometimes, I just get a little annoyed when someone stalks me, begs me, lies to me, joins a group for phone sex, but doesn't like phone sex. To top it all off, he wants to call me a whore cause I won't give him anything for free.
Well, being called a whore, no problem, lol, I have been called worse, but to let you know darling, I get paid to do this, you're just sitting on line, begging for pictures cause you have no life, can't get any, and can't afford any...so, to announce who is the anal splunker who has earned the honer of having his e-mail and AIM screen splattered all over the net this week is;

chicagoknight79 - AIM
e-mail is morpheus2024@gmail.com

Just thought I would share!

Halloween Joke!!!!

2009-10-08T09:45:00.001-07:00

3 Witches were in the shower, naked of course
A ghost appears and flashes his huge cock & says...

"Hocus Pocus"!!

The Witches say;
"Fuck the hocus, just POCUS!!"

Another Monday, Another Masturbation Session...

2009-09-28T13:55:00.001-07:00

One of the things I LOVE to do is sit on my little end table I have here in my room, and have fun.
Oh, but how is sitting on an end table considered having fun? When you have an 8 in dildo under your ass!!

I did that with one of my fav clients today, and him hearing my end table sueak while I was riding my dildo like there's no tomorrow made him cum....TWICE!!! Damn, it's so nice to be a free willing slut, cause I have to admit, him calling me his whore is what got me off!

Not easy getting that dildo in my ass, considering the size, but I am MORE then willing to follow the old credo,
Practice makes Perfect!!

Tootles!
http://mia.phonesexkingdom.com

Itty Bitty Weenie...lol...I like this guy!

2009-08-11T10:19:00.000-07:00

I get a call from a dude who says he has a little bitty weenie...

Yes, I got curious too considering not many men admit that, although it's more common then they want us woman to believe, so I was like, ok show it to me...well, he did, and I swear I had to lean up to the screen to see it!!

By his own admission, he is 5 in hard! LMAO, reminds me of my old boy friend in High School, Edward Gross, yes, swear to god that was his name. He dick was so little that when we broke up, I became friends with an ex of his, and he both were talking about his dick, and we both said at the same time..."5in, hard give"
That's in no fucking joke!!

So, back on subject,

This guy knew his dick was worthless. I was proud he knew that, but still, it was pitiful looking, and he admitted to also coming to terms with his insatiable desire to worship Black Cock! That's right, Black cock, Mandingo Dick, Ebony Wood, the amazing African Anaconda, and his desire was fascinating! He craves it so bad! Wants to dress up, get on his knees, and be a snow hoe for the entire black dick he can find. I do believe I would love to make this man's dreams cum true!

Now, I would show you the picture I saw, so you can laugh your ass of too, but, it was so small, I lost the pic! I tried e-mailing my little snow hoe wanna be, but my e-mail was bounced back.

*sigh*

I guess you all just have to wait like I do before you get to TRY and see what I'm talking about!

Talk to you soon!
Mia
http://mia.phonesexkingdom.com

If I were an Ice Cream I would Be...

2009-07-23T12:58:00.000-07:00

Ben and Jerry's Imagine Whirl-Ed Peace...
Mmm, makes you think doesn't it gentlemen? Allow me to explain...
I'm a sweet, smooth, and decadent woman who brings out your nawty cravings while churning your desires for sinful taste.

What do you think?

http://mia.phonesexkingdom.com